We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
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I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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