All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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