so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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