Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
she smelled like a LAN party
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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