If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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