doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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