my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
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Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
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You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I would ride that face into the sunset
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