apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Randomize
