I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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