I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
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Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
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