Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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