I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
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I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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