There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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