therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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