remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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