no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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