I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
This is not my ceiling
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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