Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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