im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
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the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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