windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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