i just google imaged poop.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
You can't just leave with hair like that
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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