Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Holy shit dude........stairs
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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