whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I don't think brook has ever known best
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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