Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
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want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
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How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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