i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
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I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
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Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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