Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
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I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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