I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
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Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
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Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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