her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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