I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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