she looked like the before picture.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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