she was so not down for the gang bang
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I would ride that face into the sunset
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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