Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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