I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
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