I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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