Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
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If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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