your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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