if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
