they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
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