he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
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I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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