32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
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as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
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The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
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