I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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