is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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I can feel the alcohol in my calves
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
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Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
My vagina is officially offended.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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