Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
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He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
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I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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