He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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