i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
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At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
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Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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