i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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