Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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