I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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