I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
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i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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