I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
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Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
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Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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