The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I just cut my nipple shaving
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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