Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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