I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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