google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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