Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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