First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Randomize
