just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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