I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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